DDD CHALLENGE
DUCKS, DUCKS AND MORE DUCKS
These photos of ducks were taken on one of my visits to an Amish farm in Pennsylvania and at a local park nearby my house. To put a little fun in your day, I’ve added some quack you up jokes. ENJOY!
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A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups
Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!
Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.
Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack
Q: What’s a Duckworth?
A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh?
I know, some of these were a little quackery. 🙂 Don’t blame me, I found them on the internet. Tell them to your grandchild, they will love them. After all I get a little quacked sometimes, especially after midnight, which is when I put this post together. 🙂
In the meantime check out Flickr Comments for more entries.
BE ENCOURAGED! BE BLESSED!
Francine In Retirement 
🙂 🙂
yarnspinnerr - July 23, 2013 at 12:49 am |
I see that a couple of Canada geese sneaked in there.
wordsfromanneli - July 23, 2013 at 1:12 am |
Brilliant ! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Lucid Gypsy - July 23, 2013 at 2:45 am |
you made me smile, Francine!
my favorite:
Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!
P.S.:
I love your photo illustration:
the duck, head in water,
is looking down to the
bottom of the pool.
frizztext - July 23, 2013 at 5:25 am |
LOL, the jokes made me smile.
TBM - July 23, 2013 at 6:31 am |
Beautiful ducks, Francine, and the jokes made me giggle. 🙂
adinparadise - July 23, 2013 at 7:04 am |
The pics are wonderful, the jokes, well, maybe with a little work…LOL
Barneysday - July 23, 2013 at 9:26 am |
Loved the quackery Francine. Chuckling is a good way to spend the morning 🙂
Colline - July 23, 2013 at 10:01 am |
🙂 🙂 Very cool, Francine! Love these beautiful ducks!
Amy - July 23, 2013 at 11:05 am |
Brilliant, Francine and I love your “quackish” too!
🙂
marina kanavaki - July 23, 2013 at 11:07 am |
Beautiful ducks and pics Francine, THX! 🙂
Live to shed joys on others. ~Henry Ward Beecher~
Anna Linnehan - July 23, 2013 at 3:07 pm |
What terrible jokes!!! Bravo. And such a quantity of them! Nice photos too. I mean all of this as a compliment. After all, I’m a bit quacked myself.
Bumba - July 23, 2013 at 3:38 pm |
Very unique posting, Francine. Looks as if there are several species (?) of ducks there. I can’t name them.
The humor is great – corny but great. I chuckled to myself this a.m. when I first read it.
Lovely way to start my day.
Thank you, Francine.
aliceny - July 23, 2013 at 4:30 pm |
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Whahahahaha .. so funny. Very tongue-in-cheek humor … AND … clean. I can’t wait to tell some of these to my grandkids. Of course, they’re in their 20’s , it may be a bit young for them but a laugh is a laugh.
SUPER WONDERFUL entry for Frizz’s challenge. I enjoyed your sense of humor and pix’s, Francine.
Blessings …
Izzy xo
Inside the Mind of Isadora - July 24, 2013 at 12:52 am |
Okay Francine how did I ever miss these great jokes? You quack me up. Will let you know how Michael and Jack enjoy them. Fun!
Ruth - July 28, 2013 at 12:41 am |
Wonderful!!! I think you should get ‘Quackish’ more often Francine 😆
Madhu - July 31, 2013 at 9:26 am |