DUCKS, DUCKS AND MORE DUCKS
These photos of ducks were taken on one of my visits to an Amish farm in Pennsylvania and at a local park nearby my house. To put a little fun in your day, I’ve added some quack you up jokes. ENJOY!
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups
Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!
Q: What has webbed feet and fangs?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.
Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
A: His Quackpack
Q: What’s a Duckworth?
A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh?
I know, some of these were a little quackery. 🙂 Don’t blame me, I found them on the internet. Tell them to your grandchild, they will love them. After all I get a little quacked sometimes, especially after midnight, which is when I put this post together. 🙂
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